Joke Hey man!

[uni]

Hey, where is everybody? Things seem slow around here. It must be time for a few jokes or something

-- I'm not sure what this means, but a while back I saw my shadow, and we had six more weeks of winter.

-- They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

-- Please excuse Jimmy from his doctor's appointment, as he is sick today.

-- By the time you're 45 years old you've spent 5 years asleep, and two years in the left turn lane.

-- Basket case: a good place to keep a basket.

-- I don't trust sleeping dogs, because they lie. And people let them lie.

-- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

[paul m]

Hello Uni. The last time I saw my shadow all it meant was that I had 6 more mths of dieting LOL .

In regards to being 45 and having slept 5 yrs, no wonder I feel so tired, that works out to 2.7 hrs a night sleep. ( well at least you know that I read your jokes LOL)

Of course in my case between the years of 40 and 50 I got about 8 yrs sleep, or about 19 hrs per day as I was suffering from a bit of depression then.

Thx for the laughs. Take Care. paul m

[Lizzy]