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    Joke Sorta funny I guess

    1) "I'm fine."

    "You don't look fine."

    "Then stop looking."

    2) Doctor to patient: "This anti-depressant works best it you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach."

    3) I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...
    ...as they should be.

    4) I cleaned my TV screen today and it's been on all along with the sound turned down.

    5) On New Year's Eve: Why is it that as I get older I'm getting home earlier than I used to go out?

    6)
    Last edited by uni; December 31, 2015, 03:10 PM. Reason: Smilies
    uni

    ~ it's always worth it ~

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      Hello Uni. Great jokes. Sorry for the delay in replying, but I caught a cold. I rarely catch colds, however when I do, it's full blown. So although I didn't reply right away, your jokes did help alleviate my misery. Take Care. paul m
      "Alone we can do so little;
      Together we can do so much"
      Helen Keller

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