1) "I'm fine."
"You don't look fine."
"Then stop looking."
2) Doctor to patient: "This anti-depressant works best it you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach."
3) I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...
...as they should be.
4) I cleaned my TV screen today and it's been on all along with the sound turned down.
5) On New Year's Eve: Why is it that as I get older I'm getting home earlier than I used to go out?
6)
"You don't look fine."
"Then stop looking."
2) Doctor to patient: "This anti-depressant works best it you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach."
3) I have CDO, it's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order...
...as they should be.
4) I cleaned my TV screen today and it's been on all along with the sound turned down.
5) On New Year's Eve: Why is it that as I get older I'm getting home earlier than I used to go out?
6)
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