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    MEN'S GUIDE TO SELECTING THEIR CLOTHES

    Take Care,
    Karen

    Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
    "I will try again tomorrow."

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      lol!! Although I am much better now, that is very close to my method when getting dressed 20's.

      My most favorite part... "What's a hamper?"
      Wishing you well,
      Re-O

      You're not as messed up as you think people think you are

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        Hello Karen. That was interesting and I pretty much agree with it. Now you can listen to paul's fashion advice for males on clothing.

        1) Always buy dark colours, this has several advantages. A) They show the stains and dirt less.B) They can all be thrown in the same washing machine together. C) easier to be colour coordinated. Never have to worry if shirt matches pants or socks etc.

        2) Only buy wrinkle resistant clothes.

        3) Always buy socks in sets of 8-10, that way when you get a hole in one, you just have throw one sock out. Also saves time when looking for matching pair that don't smell too bad.

        4) Buy ear plugs, so you can't hear wife(or other females) whinning about how you always dress the same. Guys will never notice what you are wearing.

        5) Remind wife that she knew what you were like before she married you.

        6) Buy flowers, no female ever noticed what a guy was wearing as he was handing her flowers. Take Care. paul m P.S. Cheap cologne and strong smelling flowers also tend to hide the fact that a shirt may have been worn more than once
        Last edited by paul m; September 10, 2010, 03:44 PM.
        "Alone we can do so little;
        Together we can do so much"
        Helen Keller

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          Hi Re-O, I loved the part about the hamper too.

          Hi Paul, I think my husband follows your fashion advice for male clothing...When all else fails with his outfit, I think he finally remembers that I love him no matter what he is wearing...Good thing, just kidding.
          Take Care,
          Karen

          Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
          "I will try again tomorrow."

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            I love dogs and I think this is sooooo cute.

            Take Care,
            Karen

            Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
            "I will try again tomorrow."

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              Take Care,
              Karen

              Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
              "I will try again tomorrow."

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                Take Care,
                Karen

                Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                "I will try again tomorrow."

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                  Fluffy bird, hahaha!
                  uni

                  ~ it's always worth it ~

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                    Another thing I forgot to say. My wife found the bird pretty funny(I let her look at the jokes). Thx and Take Care. paul m
                    "Alone we can do so little;
                    Together we can do so much"
                    Helen Keller

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                      Take Care,
                      Karen

                      Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                      "I will try again tomorrow."

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                        Take Care,
                        Karen

                        Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                        "I will try again tomorrow."

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                          So that's where it went....
                          Wishing you well,
                          Re-O

                          You're not as messed up as you think people think you are

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                            I loved that joke Re-O, it made me laugh, thanks for posting it
                            Take Care,
                            Karen

                            Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                            "I will try again tomorrow."

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                              Happy Halloween Everybody

                              Take Care,
                              Karen

                              Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                              "I will try again tomorrow."

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                                Take Care,
                                Karen

                                Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is a quiet voice at the end of the day, saying...
                                "I will try again tomorrow."

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