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Hello All. I can't remember if I've told this joke before or not, but there are some new people here and maybe they will enjoy it.
A man is driving along a deserted road and he feels a serious wobble in his steering. Just as he pulls over he sees a sign that says " Welcome to Happy Daze Psychiatric Hospital".
He gets out of his car and discovers that all 4 lug nuts have fallen off of his one tire and the tire is about to come off of the car. He looks around and sees a person coming towards him. The person explains that he is a patient there but due to a power outage the phones are not working and ask if he may offer a suggestion.
The gentleman having never meet a bonafide crazy before was more than a little nervous, but said ok. The inmate suggest that if he takes one lug nut off of his other three tires he will have enough to secure the loose tire and if he drives carefully he will be able to reach a garage safely.
The gentleman is amazed and thanks the patient profusely for the wonderful idea. The patients replied. "Just because I'm crazy, doesn't mean I'm stupid"Take Care. paul m
"Alone we can do so little;
Together we can do so much"
Helen Keller
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Originally posted by uni View PostI'm loving the Alice in Wonderland stuff! Yup, I too must be mad, or I wouldn't have come here!"In time you'll see that some things travel faster than light
In time you'll recognise that love is larger than life
And praise will come to those whose kindness
leaves you without debt
And bends the shape of things that haven't happened yet"
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